Friday, April 23, 2010

Make Fun Of Muhammad (The Islamic Prophet) With Jokes And Show Some True Courage:

This week Comedy Central censored much of a South Park episode following a death threat from a radical Muslim group. I came across an article about the recent censorship of the South Park "Muhammad" episode. It went on to say "Courage is rare and it deserves to be rewarded." I was intrigued.

Here is the link to the entire article:

After reading the article I was disgusted to learn what this cowardly wuss considers courage to be.

His advise was to:
1) Watch South Park and support its sponsors.
2) Sign an online "anti-death-threat petition"
3) Declare that the uncensored version of South Park be televised
4) Tell Muslims to read a book that advises them to stand up to terrorists

I don't want to watch South Park or go out of my way to support its sponsors. They are cowardly wusses for caving in to terrorist threats. I suggest that we boycott South Park to punish them for appeasing terrorists.

I have a different idea that displays true courage. Lets inundate the Internet with jokes about Muhammad. I think that dirty, gay jokes would be a good place to start.

It's too bad that we can't do this in solidarity with South Park, maybe they will grow some gonads and do it in solidarity with us.

Feel free to copy and past this post on every blog that you know. Have the courage to post this on your own blog. Please add more Muhammad jokes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Muhammad falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Micheal Jackson.

Q. Why doesn't Muhammad use toilet paper?
A. Because he's finger licking good!

What does a gay Muhammad and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Muhammad was not born gay. He was sucked into it.
I know that my jokes are pretty lame. (lol) Please help me come up with some good ones.


It seems that I am not the only one with this idea. Here is an excerpt from an article that suggests we all post satirical depictions of Muhammad on May 5, 2110. Here is the link:

Here is an excerpt:

If each threat produces more blasphemers than it silences, then threats suddenly become counterproductive. Or at least, they do to rational minds. (A flaw in the theory?)
We came up with the same idea independently. It seems that great minds think alike.


Freedomlover said...

Go to a jihadist website and post a comment like may the blood of pigs and mensteruating women rain down upon the corpse of the prophet.

garyganu said...


Do you know of any good jihadist websites? I may take you up on that.

Anonymous said...

Q: What do you get when you cross Muhammad with a pig?
A: Nothing, because there are some things that a pig won't even do.

Anonymous said...

haha nice one...kudos

Anonymous said...

I'm just wondering how ur asses would burn in hell...hmm..!! nice try but the joke is on you..! hehehehe...

Anonymous said...

It is in part your fault anon that they make fun of Mohammad. If you tell a free people "not to tell a joke about Mohammad or I KILL YOU", you are responsible for the jokes they tell (knowing that your threat will result in the jokes). Is it possible to decare jihad on oneself? I'm just saying/

Eduardo said...

What did the publisher of the Koran say to Mohammed? Ans. Don't worry bout it, in a couple hundred years the'll all believe this shit.

Anonymous said...

Muslims make me laugh, "Islam Is the Religion of Peace." Yea If Rape, War, Peadophillia & Murder is what you call "Peace." They dedicate there whole lives to some retarded, illerate, halfwit, peadophile who couldnt even read or write called Mohammed and there precious ALLAH, Give me A break. There will only be something close to "Peace" once ISLAM is abolished out of this world and put to an END. It should be made illegal to practice or worship WORLD WIDE. It's just pure evil, people are following A religion that believes in JIHAD, Rape And murder of "infidels" and a "Holy" War. It is just pure poison brainwash. If we do not stop Islam. Then Islam will try and take over the world.